Ancient Ruins Unscape Room and Theme Park
On Adams Street, off US 12 in the Wisconsin Dells!
You are 
Kristie, an employee at Ancient
Ruins Unscape Room and Theme Park.
Help 
Lara and her many identical
relatives enjoy their vacation by reloading props, resetting traps, and
placing animatronic critters throughout the Unscape Room.
Lara must reach the 
Fairly Valuable Cup
at the end of the Unscape Room. You will lose points if she fails to
reach the cup, gets too bored, or loses her suspension of disbelief.
You can press 
Buttons
to open 
Doors for Lara.
If Lara is blocked by a closed door for too long, she will get bored, and you
will lose points. But if she walks into a room that isn't properly reset
and gets confused, you will lose even more points.
Staff Doors 
are cleverly disguised as
coffins. You'll lose points if Lara sees you use a Staff Door, but otherwise
she won't notice them.
You must remove any Garbage Anachronisms left by previous guests
before Lara enters the ruins.
If Lara sees a 
vegan cheeseburger,
newspaper dated from 2019, or
Torii gate, her suspension of disbelief
will be ruined and you will be fired from your job and lose your health
insurance.
You can pick up 
Snakes from the
supply closets and drop them in rooms. If Lara has a gun, she will shoot the
snake. If she is unarmed, she will flee. You will lose points if Lara thinks
the snake was too easy or too hard to defeat.
Any inconsistencies between gameplay and instructions are part of the storytelling aspect of Ancient Ruins Unscape Room and Theme Park, and are meant to enhance Lara's experience.