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Vegan Fried Spaghetti
We'll use the "Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat" method.
[1] - Peanut oil or canola oil also works, but sesame oil smells the best.
Clean the filthy pot you boil noodles in every day. Mine is 9 inches wide, which is fine for maybe 1-3 servings of pasta. Non-stick is fine, I guess.
Make sure you have all the ingredients you need. Most of these are optional.
Fill the pot with water and pop it on the stove at maximum heat. Tell yourself it's okay that you never clean the lid.
Keeping the lid on will trap the heat and make the water boil faster. This save you time and gas / electricity. But it means you need to watch closely so it doesn't boil over.
If it gets foamy like this, just lift the lid off and turn the heat down for a little while.
While the water is heating up, make sure you have salt and pasta at hand.
I recently tried buying pot-sized spaghetti, and it's silly. The smaller box is inconvenient. I'm going back to breaking full-sized spaghetti in half. I don't need a robot taking my job.